How Donald J. Trump saved Christmas from intergalactic aliens (SATIRE)

(NaturalNews) (SATIRE – This weekend satire piece is for entertainment purposes only and references mature themes. If you are offended, go scream for your mommy…) Natural News can now confirm that it wasn’t the Russians who stole the election for Donald Trump… it was aliens from planet Cockamamie in the Libtard Nebula, according to CNN… … Read more

The new leftist 'compassion:' Cities across America criminalizing anyone feeding the homeless

(NaturalNews) Left-wing Democrats claim to have cornered the market on compassion, regularly accusing conservatives and Republicans of being mean-spirited, lacking in compassion and selfish. The reality is just the opposite, however: It is liberals who are devoid of true compassion. They only hand it out in metered doses and only to favored people. That much… … Read more

Half of children's headphones fail 'safe' volume limit, false advertising rampant

(NaturalNews) In many ways American industry and the private sector are dramatically over-regulated by bureaucrats in government – both state and local. That’s something president-elect Trump has vowed to reduce, and based on his cabinet picks, he seems to be serious. Not all government regulations are bad, of course. And in that vein, some don’t… … Read more

Electors, do your duty and cast your ballot for the man who WON the election

(NaturalNews) (Freedom.news) Left-wing malcontents and their Democratic enablers have been going all-out to steal the presidency from its rightful recipient, Donald J. Trump, by attacking a fundamental element of our republic: The Electoral College. Suddenly, liberals who normally have nothing but contempt for the Constitution and our nation’s founding principles and institutions have become constitutional experts,… … Read more

Government licensing of service professionals kills jobs and costs tens of billions per year

(NaturalNews) The federal government just cannot stay out of the business of American citizens. Their constant need to overstep their boundaries and enforce ridiculous regulations has made it extremely difficult to make a living as a business owner in the United States. That sadly hasn’t prevented them from continuing this trend, which is worrisome to… … Read more

After Trump made promise to bring down drug prices, Big Pharma stocks slipped

(NaturalNews) One of Donald Trump’s promises on the campaign trail was to lower drug prices significantly, much to the chagrin of the pharmaceutical industry that relies heavily on high-priced chemicals in order to stay in business. Trump waged war on Big Pharma quite some time ago, so it’s no wonder that they desperately wanted Hillary Clinton… … Read more

Wikileaks emails reveal Saudi and US government funding the creation of ISIL

(NaturalNews) There are some new WikiLeaks emails revealing that Mujahideen fighters helped develop ISIS with funding from Saudi Arabia and the United States. WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange says that definitive proof exists that the United States CIA is “essentially responsible for creating ISIS.” Assange pinpoints year 1979, where a series of events began that are… … Read more

NYT now sympathizing with pedophiles; says our laws 'fail them'

(NaturalNews) Pedophilia is a difficult topic, fraught with horrific physical, mental and emotional scars for the children and their families, who have been victim to an adult’s destructive predilections. Sexual acts perpetrated upon smaller, innocent children can remain hidden for years, which only adds fuel to the fire. The fear, trauma, threats, shame and blame laid on the victim… … Read more

Future of driverless cars: Government able to lock you in your own car to deliver you to the nearest reeducation camp

(NaturalNews) Recently, the Seattle police enlisted the help of car manufacturer BMW to both track and remotely lock a criminal inside of the vehicle he had stolen. This has sparked some spirited debates regarding the remote-lock aspects of vehicles and the ways they can be used. BMW confirmed that they have the power to remotely… … Read more